Cletus and Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. Then with a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing Billy Bob?"

"Jeez Cletus … ya scared the snot out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

Billy Bob looked around and spoke softly, "Now don't be tellin' nobody 'cause it's embarrassin'. You see, me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department. So, I went to see a Therapist and he toll me that I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."